I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
you mean I could’ve just gotten an island and said fuck u suckers instead of having this anxiety-ridden torture fest
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when english speaking people say that english is a complicated language
This saying actually makes perfect gramatical sense:
James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had”. “had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.
It took me over 10 minutes to figure out what it means. Now tell me that English is not complicated.
it’s not lmao try german or polish
wallah, try Arabic